No Gold for the Hitites

Once again the Olympics have come and gone. And once again no medals were awarded to the Hitites. In all Olympic history, no Hitite has ever won a gold medal. I realize that the Hitites have never been strong in the winter sports, but even Jamaica has received some recognition. Oh well, in two years the summer Olympics return. Perhaps the streak will end there. I hear that the Hitites have some extremely talented javelin throwers. We can only hope. Go Hitites!